It became obvious soon after we adopted Teddy that a full-sized Christmas tree was not going to be possible this year. Our house is small and Teddy is large. Small living room + large, galloping dog who likes to taste everything + Christmas tree = bad, bad things.
|"Madam, I am offended by your insinuations."|
I feel like we have the Goofus and Gallant of Christmas trees.
|Goofus refuses to light and has to be banished to the kitchen.|
|Gallant twinkles merrily with holiday joy.|